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The Top 10 Reasons I Would Like To Be Working Again

May 16, 2008 by Brad G

1. Give me something to do.

2. So I can use a computer for something else than looking at job websites all day.

3. Make it look like to my friends and family that I’m doing something all day. I don’t know how much they believe that looking for a career is a full time job nowadays.

4. Make some money to cover my traveling habit.

5. Learn something new…probably about something old…that’s been done a thousand time before.

6. Max out a 401k plan to take advantage of the crappy stock market. Buy low sell high bitches. Plus its the only way I can keep my taxabale income down when I don’t own a house, am married or have kids.

7. Support the profits of the oil companies by driving to work. Wait, I hate driving and gas that’s why I got a Ford Fusion and requested a 4 cylinder. I made them drive to Ohio to get it.

8. Maybe my new employer would have a tuition reimbursement so I can get re-um-educated again.

9. Eventhough I still would not buy a home in Michigan for another 6 months to a year it would be nice to be able to get approved on a home loan. I know a thing or two about home loans and that’s why I’m in my current predicament.

10. It does not matter how hard I try I can’t get up until 9am and I love getting up at 6am. A job would make me get my ass up and back on a schedule. There’s only so many re-runs of Dirty Jobs I can watch at 1am.

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Comments

  1. Andrea says

    May 16, 2008 at 6:12 pm

    As long as you’re not looking at porn all day, I’m still okay being a part of your life and you not working. 🙂

  2. Brad G says

    May 16, 2008 at 11:54 pm

    So what if I was just picking my butt all day and not working. Is that okay?

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